Tiger, we hardly knew ye by Will de Kypia

                                          Tyger Tyger, burning bright,

                                          on the fairways of the night.

                                           Roger the Beekeeper


                           Say it ain't so, Tiger,

                           swear it just ain't true,

                           that it's all a pack of lies

                           from those paparazzi spies.


                           You don't even know those ladies,

                           wouldn't touch them if you did, 'cuz

                           the only things you care about are

                           golf, your wife, and the kids.


                           Or were potent pharmaceuticals

                           coursing through your brain? Meds

                           you had to take to ease the ache

                           of two legs in so much pain?


                           Perhaps man-drugs sent you off

                           in search of casual carnal thrills.

                           I get those emails all the time

                           touting cheap Canadian pills.


                           We can't believe it's true, Tiger,

                           please tell us it's not so.


                           And when you get a chance, give

                           our best to Lance and Shoeless Joe.

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