Sister 🧙🏻‍♀️🐦‍⬛ Frances
Animal Communicator and
Behavioral Modification Specialist

Have you ever wondered
Why Polly 🦜 doesn’t play well with the other parrots? 
How your koala 🐨 and panda 🐼 became such picky eaters?
What Mimi 🐱 wants you to do with those things she drags in?
 
Sister Frances can help you better
understand your beloved animal companions.

Sister Frances can also teach your
companions how to behave more responsibly.

Her extraordinary aptitude for communicating with the animal
world manifested itself when Sister Frances was 7 years old.
She has spent her whole life developing greater expertise in
animal communication and positive behaviorization.

Sister Frances is proficient in extrasensory interspecies
dialogue. She is a licensed psychoanimalist trained at the
Stonehenge Institute, and an ordained minister
of the Church of Polymorphous Omnitude.

Sister Frances has demonstrated exceptional rapport with
Mammals 🦍 🦣
Birds🦉 🦆 🦅
Dragons & Dinosaurs 🐲 🐉 🦕🦖
Reptiles 🦎 🐍 🐊 🐢
Amphibians 🐸
>..> Fish🐡 🐠 🦈
Crustaceans 🦞 🦀
Echinoderms
Mollusks 🦪

Sister Frances has had many animal companions of her own,
loved every one of them, and legally married two.
(No offspring)

ADDITIONAL SERVICES
When the inevitable moment arrives and it is time
for your companion to cross the Rainbow 🌈 Bridge
suitable obsequies, elegant or informal, are held in
Noah’s Haven Chapel


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And resting places of all dimensions are available in
The Lion Lies Down
With The Lamb
Memorial Park
 
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You yourself can now be interred next
to your loved one, united for all eternity,
in our recently inaugurated
Assisi Gardens

🌹.🌼.🐍.🌺.🪻

Regrettably, we can longer offer
obedience/submission classes,
interspecies group therapy sessions,
or sexuality services of any kind.

Substance abuse counseling is
now provided for primates only.
(ONDCP regulations)

We have limited short-term boarding
facilities for our toilet-trained friends.

Repeat clients are eligible for discounts.

We do not accept Peticare.
If your companion has not been enrolled in a private sector
medical plan, a deposit is required prior to treatment. 
Deposits may be paid in cash or by credit card.
WE DO NOT TAKE PERSONAL CHECKS OR CRYPTO.

No bulls or bison 🦬 are permitted
in the China Shop without a leash.

Office hours, Monday-Friday
11 a.m. – 5:00 p.m.
or by appointment
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